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Are You Teaching English? We’ll Have You Robbing Tourists INSEAD!

Updated: July 5, 2026 | Read Time: 4 mins | Tagged: silk route | 💬 1 Comment

No, mate. I think what you meant to ask was, “could you be bothered to teach English?”

To which I would respond – See the last 30 years as above etc. etc. etc.

So, expand your language for your classroom – virtual underwear testing department or not – with the new Oxbridge Dictionary online vocabulary course for English teachers and inspirational snoozers, pipers and uppers.

We reckon that your English will be so bad that you’ll never be able to teach it properly to anyone, far less put your hand in your pocket rather than someone else’s. Which suits us fine because it’s our job to teach it, not yours. And we need to pay for our holidays, while you think you’re about to win a working holiday.

« Bon appétit ! »

📚 Oxbridge Dictionary – Online Vocabulary Course

Expand your language for the classroom with the new Oxbridge Dictionary online vocabulary course for English teachers.

We reckon that your English will be so bad that you’ll never be able to teach it properly. Which suits us fine because it’s our job to teach it, not yours. And we need to pay for our holidays, while you think you’re about to win a working holiday.

« Bon appétit ! »

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Our client proudly operates at the glamorous intersection of global finance and absolute nonsense, recruiting talent from London, Geneva, Tokyo, and San Juan to manage the world’s most emotionally unstable money — old money buried, old money hidden, new money spent, and old money mysteriously found behind a sofa.

Their elite roles form a majestic corporate food chain in which each department pretends to know what the others are doing, while investors nod gravely as if this is all perfectly normal. Together, they promise to “return your investments,” though they never specify from where, how, or in what condition.

Corporate Structure & Global Operations

Role	Location	Specialisation	Description
Banker	London	Old Money Buried	Oversees operations specialising in the delicate art of managing Old Money ceremonially buried by previous generations. Requires a tolerance for dust and aristocratic family feuds.
Wanker	Geneva	All Money Hidden	Ensures all money remains impeccably hidden in a manner that suggests sophistication and mild criminality. Requires discretion, misdirection, and a polite Swiss silence.
Ranker	Tokyo	New Money Spent	Tracks the lifecycle of New Money that promptly evaporates into cutting‑edge gadgets and “vibes‑based” investments. Requires the ability to explain that ROI does not stand for “Ramen‑Oriented Investment.”
Tanker	San Juan	Old Money Found	Specialises in the miraculous recovery of Old Money reappearing in drawers, glove compartments, and inside coconuts. Manages the revenue stream of money someone literally forgot they had.

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Miss Quoter | 05/07/2026 at @HeadStartPro.Thessaloniki54622

I don’t care which one of them it is, so long as it’s neither!

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